Two weeks ago Andrew posted the top 5 things he refuses to do for women. This includes holding her purse or taking her shopping. I hypothetically posed the question to Andrew “What if she asks you to hold it for her while she goes to use a public restroom” Andrew’s response was somewhere along the lines of “Well, she thought it was important enough to bring in the first place, she can figure out what to do with it in the bathroom”. We tried to tell Andrew this is a poop attitude and will eventually annoy even the sweetest, understanding of women.

Andrew wasn’t buying it. So brother, I give you a glimpse into the future of your video gaming ways. You have been warned!

Then I wondered what other songs are out there that could relate to the Gallagher kiddies. For Molly:

Why? Because Molly has quite the nice booty (or donk as her friends label it). But also, she’s classy.

Now we all know Joe loves John Mayer. Another love? Innuendos. (In your end-o! as Joe would say):

Now Greg can have a little bit of a short fuse and we younger siblings who gave him hell when he was babysitting may be in part to blame a teeny, tiny, barely noticeable bit. As a true New Yorker, Greg expresses angry with lots of bad words that would make your mother blush. Not my mom per say, she’s the one we learned the words from after all. In case those lame California people can’t handle it, may I suggest you think what would Bret do? The answer? He’d angry dance.

And me? Well I like poop jokes. Always have. Always will.

B is for Butt. And Brittany.