This is the baby of the family.

This is what I came inside today to find.

This was her reasoning, “I didn’t wanna dirty a bowl!” Translation: Shut up, I’m lazy. Totally ignoring the fact that she was sitting in the middle of the floor.

This was too good a moment to go unshared.

This was when I got the idea to take a picture, unbeknown to Molly, and send it to our other 3 siblings.

This tickled me inside.

This happened to be the only response I got from Brittany, almost immediately, “She gets more like a homeless person everyday.”

This is also a sad day because I can only assume Greg and Andrew died from shame.

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Oh and I told Molly how Brittany called her homeless, and she simply paused, shrugged, and exclaimed, “Meh” and continued eating.

Uncanny.

- Joe