This is one thing about woman that down right pisses me off. I understand that this is a TV show and Conan O’Brien is a great comedian who was able to play it off very well - but as he said “You didn’t think I was gonna look down there?!?”

Seriously! ATTENTION WOMAN! IF YOU DISPLAY “THE GIRLS” IN A ‘PUSH-UP’ ‘IN-YOUR-FACE’ FASHION - YOU’RE 150% LEGITIMATELY STATING TO THE WORLD,
“DEAR WORLD [FULL OF MEN WHO LOVE BOOBIES] PLEASE STARE AT MY BOISTEROUS CHESTICLES. IF I DID NOT WANT YOU GAZING DEEPLY INTO THE CRYSTAL BALLS ON MY CHEST, I WOULD HAVE HID THEM BENEATH MY OLD BEAT UP GREEN STRIPPED TURTLE NECK FROM 1992. YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT ENDS JUST BELOW MY CHIN SO THERE ISN’T THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF SKIN SHOWING. YEAH - THAT ONE. SO PLEASE, PAY NO ATTENTION TO MY FACE, EYES, OR MOUTH AREA AS I AM CONVERSING WITH YOU - THIS WILL ONLY INSULT AND INFURIATE ME. INSTEAD, PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT AND STARE AT THE LOVELY MILK DUDS THAT ARE MY BREASTS. BOOBS. I HAVE BOOBS. AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE BOOBS. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I HAVE BOOBS….”

…etc etc… I could go on but I think I’ve made my point.

Woman - if you don’t want the world looking, keep the girls locked up. Otherwise it’s an open house party and every d-bag from here to Lake Tittyboobca will be check ‘em out.

- Joe