January 2012
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Dunder Mifflin: Gallagher Branch
So in the last few months Greg has blogged about Scrubs, Brittany about How I Met Your Mother, and Andrew about Pokemon. Each of these posts were relating characters to the five of us (us being the blogger siblings that make up ‘gallaghr’). I took it upon myself to assign each Gallagher sibling 3 distinct characters from The Office with an explanation why I chose those characters. I...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROLINE!
Everyone, this is our cousin, Caroline. Ain’t she a beaut? Well, the reason I am doing this post is because yesterday was Caroline’s 10th birthday. A milestone some may say in the young child’s life. This girl has no shame which is why I chose this picture. Also, she and her family read the blog so I figured I might as well give them a little chuckle.
Now, every since...
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To Paraphrase the Bard...
I’m attending a surprise party for a friend tonight. In addition to being BYOB, the party is BYOV, “Bring Your Own Verse.” To celebrate the occasion, I’ve stolen some rhyme and meter from Mr. Shakespeare.
Rebekah is a kind woman who practices a vegan diet and studies in the post-structuralist school. If you don’t know what any of that means, you won’t get...
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Andrew's Birthday in Pictures(ish)
It was my Birthday on Saturday, and the theme was… your gift isn’t here yet!
But some of them have trickled in slowly over the last week. So here are some pictures somewhat related to my birthday over the last week. (Yes Britt I’m borrowing your post idea)
Out drinking in the city the night before my birthday with some friends:
My birthday cake chosen by Britt, Joe, and...
Didn't you hate getting an "Incomplete" in school...
Hmm. I guess the title says it all.
Too be continued (and completed) next Tuesday!
My hint for next week:
Stay tuned!
- Joe
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Just letting you [know] that i feel like poop and...
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Andrew’s Birthday Present, Kommander Siegfried,...
Guten Abend. My name eess Siegfried. You may call me Kommander Siegried.
Was? Ach, you Amerikaner und your pathetic obsession vith informality. Very vell, my full title eess Herr Doktor Professor Obermeistertippytoppynichtgenauamhöchstengeneral Kommander Siegfried.
So as you can see, Kommander Siegfried eess qvite informal.
I address you today, on ze eve of my greatest adventure. In ze...
My Birthday Summed Up In 3 Pictures
This is literally the only picture I thought to take on my birthday - a blurry picture of beer when Greg texted me “Happy birthday! Are you celebrating, perhaps with ‘shmalchohol’?” I was. I later walked home from the train station at 3:30am and proceeded to fall in the bathroom resulting in what I believe is a minor concussion. My fall woke everyone up and when they...
Back To You!
jhnmyr:
Officially back on track as of today. Doc says all clear. Ends an 8-month period of extreme patience and a real head trip… Back to it… See you soon.
After all this time of being sick (like fellow musician and friend Keith Urban), John Mayer is finally fully recovered and back to business!
I can’t wait for his next record which should be out some time this year and for his next...
Nothing will make your day better than this post
Watch this video….and then watch a smile spread across your face.
You are all weclome.
-Molly
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Brittany’s Birthday Present Speaks Out
This is so friggin’ unfair.
A birthday is supposed to be a day of joy, not bad luck. Have you ever heard anyone sing “Crappy Birthday to You, Crappy Birthday to You…?”
No. You know why? Because birthdays are supposed to be fun. You know what’s not fun?
Friday the friggin’ Thirteenth!
I mean, what are the friggin’ odds that the one time – THE ONE TIME – I get to be a birthday present, it lands...
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Andrew's Buys a (Famous) Car!
So I have recently begun the search for my own car. I could talk about the serious consideration about a first-time car owner… but instead I’m going to list awesome famous cars and rate them. Here we go!
The A Team Van!
Awesomeness 2/5
Practicality 3/5
Appearance 1/5
SCORE: 2.0 - The van is slightly cool if people recognize it, and yes it can hold a lot, but unless I plan...
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What To Say When You're Not Sure What To Say
Situation: You’re drunk in public. Around cops. Goal: Avoid arrest.
Situation: You check out a new bar and realize it’s a hipster bar. You’re trapped by grown men still living off their parents money talking about liking everything before everyone. Goal: Insult them or stall them long enough to push through them to freedom.
Situation: You...
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A Guy Tries To Pick Up a Girl in a Bar by Claiming...
Hey there. Can I buy you a drink?
OK, that’s fair. I understand. You don’t know me. Why should you let me interrupt your evening?
Tell you what: how about a game of darts? If I can hit three bull’s-eyes in a row, you let me buy you a drink. If I miss, I leave you alone. Deal?
Well, you’d be confident too, if you had my advantage.
I’m telekinetic.
Tele… telekinetic. It means I can move objects with...
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And before Andrew says anything about the last...
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Brittany's Top 10 Favorite Cities*
10. Middelfart, Denmark
9. Slut, Sweden
8. Shag Point, Georgia
7. Bangkok, Thailand
6. Boogertown, North Carolina
5. Phucket, Thailand
4. Tweebuffelsmeteenskootmorsdoodgeskietfontein, South Africa
3. Knob Lick, Missouri
2. Batman, Turkey
And the current cream of the crop:
1. Fucking, Austria
My birthday is coming up and they say with age comes wisdom. Until then, I’m going to keep...
To be fair, Tumblr was down last night (Brittany even knew!) so I was unable to post. I did remember but the site wasn’t working. So ifsofacto, I did technically “miss” but Tumblr was overloading on teenage girl angst so it crashed. Not my fault…okay, I helped a little.
-Molly
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